Category Archives: Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Posted on February 19, 2018 by apocalypedia

You may not think you need to read over 5,000 words about this book, but you do. Probably. Maybe. Continue reading →

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Posted on February 16, 2018 by apocalypedia

An uncharacteristically dull entry in which nothing noteworthy happens. Yawn. Continue reading →

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Posted on February 14, 2018 by apocalypedia

I know Harry’s angst wears a bit thin, but imagine if someone wrote down YOUR internal monologue at 15. Yeah. Continue reading →

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Posted on February 12, 2018 by apocalypedia

Italian, Spanish, and Portuguese wizards are all like, whatever, we’ll have our own Triwizard Tournament. With blackjack. And hookers. Continue reading →

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Posted on February 9, 2018 by apocalypedia

Can’t wait for when Harry is thirty and Harry Potter and the Lingering Abandonment Issues comes out. Continue reading →

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Posted on February 7, 2018 by apocalypedia

Turns out, the real monster in the Chamber of Secrets is prejudice. Continue reading →

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Posted on February 5, 2018 by apocalypedia

Hey it’s those books everyone likes for extremely good reasons! Continue reading →

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