Monthly Archives: February 2018

The Waves

And not even a single gunfight with vampires. Whatever, Virginia Woolf. Continue reading

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The Burn (Part 2)

Part two of the epic tale of a sad man on a hike! Now with 80% more dog! Continue reading

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The Burn (Part 1)

I wrote a thing! It’s about a sad man taking a hike. It’s, uh, hopefully more entertaining than that sounds. Continue reading

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

You may not think you need to read over 5,000 words about this book, but you do. Probably. Maybe. Continue reading

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

An uncharacteristically dull entry in which nothing noteworthy happens. Yawn. Continue reading

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

I know Harry’s angst wears a bit thin, but imagine if someone wrote down YOUR internal monologue at 15. Yeah. Continue reading

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Italian, Spanish, and Portuguese wizards are all like, whatever, we’ll have our own Triwizard Tournament. With blackjack. And hookers. Continue reading

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Can’t wait for when Harry is thirty and Harry Potter and the Lingering Abandonment Issues comes out. Continue reading

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Turns out, the real monster in the Chamber of Secrets is prejudice. Continue reading

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Hey it’s those books everyone likes for extremely good reasons! Continue reading

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