Category Archives: Film

Captain Marvel

Seriously though, is the cat getting it’s own movie or what? Continue reading

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Geostorm

Whenever Geostorm is not on screen, everyone should be asking “where’s Geostorm?” Continue reading

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Avengers: Infinity War

All those memes make sense now! Continue reading

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What Happened to Monday

Some day I’ll get tired of middling dystopian fiction, but today is not that day. Continue reading

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Constantine

Honestly, I need to read a better Bible. My edition has none of this cool stuff in it. Continue reading

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Rampage

Honestly, I’d still like to see at least 20% more rampaging. Continue reading

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Doom

Hell doesn’t actually break loose, and that’s the problem. Continue reading

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Extinction

I almost wish this was released on VHS. It just has that vibe. Continue reading

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Strange Days

It’s like a cyberpunk period piece, but with a strung-out Voldemort instead of cyber-ninjas. Continue reading

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Aliens

Oh, I absolutely ruin this movie by referencing reality. Sorry about that. Everything is terrible now. Continue reading

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