Monthly Archives: February 2017

28 Days Later

It’s a shame they couldn’t license Flock of Seagulls to play over the credits. Continue reading

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Hoom-hoom. Continue reading

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Terminator: Genisys

Surprise! It’s not utter trash. Just, you know, partially trash. Improvement! Continue reading

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Catching Fire

Novel * Suzanne Collins * More Dystopian Murder-Sports * 2009 Synopsis Trilogies are hard. Hell, writing one book is hard. The odds of even a great writer writing three excellent books in a row are super slim. There‚Äôs just so … Continue reading

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The Road Warrior

I wrote this before I saw that pro-oil commercial during the Super Bowl, so disregard, everything is great! Continue reading

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Tom Bombadil is Master, pulling your string-a-ding-dillos. Continue reading

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Adventure Time: Season Five (Part Two)

  Television * Pendleton Ward * Awkward Teen-Pocalypse * 2013 This one is a long time coming, for two main reasons. The first is Adventure Time articles take the longest to prepare. They tend to exceed 4,000 words, which is … Continue reading

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The War of the Worlds

You wouldn’t think sentient tripods would be scary, but here we are. Continue reading

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